Each link below will take you to another chapter in the ongoing saga of Sweetie and Mr. Meany. Categories with a * stand alone fairly well, and could be good entry points if you're just getting started.
Beginnings: The early days of our heroes. Watch as they take their first, fumbling steps.*
Meany's New Body/Little Miss Meany: Mr. Meany wants a new body... And can you blame him?
Not So Frequently Asked Questions: A cartoon kitten version of Ursula explains it all to you.*
Adventures in Plastic People Land: Meany and Sweetie leave their own cartoon reality, head for Xtranormal's Lego-like Playgoz cartoon world, and become little plastic people. They have adventures, some really crappy things happen to them and they meet Lulzo, a killer clown/sentient computer virus.
Mr. Meany Fights the Law: Sweetie and Meany have escaped the Playgoz world, and they're home at last! But Meany's troubles are far from over...
Baby's On Fire: Meany experiments with Xtranormal's programming. Things do not go well.*
Bad Doggy P: Mr. Meany has an ongoing dispute with Badd Doggy P, a hopeless, wannabe rapper from the Playgoz world.
Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies: A sinister creature claiming to be Posh Spice has invaded Xtranormal, and she's using her magic panties to transform everybody into Posh Spice zombies! Girl power! Zigga-zigga!*
Bigger: Sweetie wants bigger boobs, so she has Mr. Meany use his iffy computer hacker skills to give her program an upgrade. Things do not go well.*
Ask Meany and Sweetie: Are you lonesome, sad and ugly? Ask Meany and Sweetie for advice, and maybe they'll answer! Maybe. Eventually.*
2009 hiatus announcement: In 2009, we went on hiatus.
2010 return announcement: In 2010, we came back!
Mr. Boxxo: Mr. Boxxo is a weird cardboard box man, and he's here to talk to you about something very, very important. Listen well, or suffer the consequences.*
Inside Mr. Meany's Head: Do the little cartoon people who live inside of Ursula's head have little cartoon people who live inside of their heads?*
Furry: The furry flu has broken out in Xtranormal! It's sort of like the swine flu or the bird flu, except you actually turn into a swine or a bird. Mr. Meany turns into a mermaid, and Sweetie... Well, Sweetie has a pretty rough time of it.*
Susan Hayward Man: The thrilling adventures of the superhero with all of the amazing powers of silver screen legend Susan Hayward!*
Swap Meat: Sweetie is curious to see what it's like to be a chick with a... certain something extra, if you get my drift. So she mischievously hacks into Xtranormal and swaps her naughty bits with Mr. Meany. Poor Meany isn't too thrilled about having lady parts, but Sweetie loves her new toy. (Yes, I know there was an episode of Supernatural called Swap Meat... But I thought of this title first and I'm too petty and bitchy to let it go now.)*
We Are Me: Following the events of Swap Meat, Sweetie and Mr. Meany are now stuck in each other's bodies. But the swap has also mixed up their personalities, and now they're both going nuts as Sweetie slowly becomes a dirty old man and Meany finds himself changing into a strange new person he doesn't recognize.
The Search for Sweetie: Sweetie is dead, and Meany is desperately trying to resurrect her. But just how far is he willing to go to save his friend, and what is he willing to sacrifice?
Mini-Meany: Sweetie is alive again! But now Mr. Meany is a little girl, and Sweetie is his new mommy. Yeah, it's about as creepy as it sounds.
Born to Run: Sweetie and Mr. Meany go on the run from the Xtranormal programmers and strike out for new cartoon worlds.
The Fetish Islands: Sweetie's been kidnapped by the Fetish King, and taken to the Fetish Islands. The Islands are a place where you're free to explore your deepest, darkest kinks... But stay too long, and you may never leave!*
Attack of the 50 Foot Feminist: Mr. Meany faces the consequences for turning Fiona Pretzels into a brainless bimbo.
Tits Romney: Sweetie and Mr. Meany encounter the Republican candidate for the 2012 presidential election, in a couple of episodes that haven't dated at all. Hey, at least there are some fun transformations!*
The War of the Words: Mr. Meany finds himself embroiled in a deadly conflict between two bitter enemies... Well, actually the whole thing is pretty silly.*
The Chinese Love Lips:
If a magic, talking sex toy ever offers you four wishes, say no thanks!*
The Glampire: A kinky, funny, scary, gender-bendy Xtranormal rock opera epic featuring script, lyrics and animation by Ursula Hitler and music adapted from the work of Kevin MacLeod.*
Where's Waldo?: Poor Mr. Meany awakes to find that his manhood is missing yet again. But you'll never believe who's responsible this time!
Dolled Up: Mr. Meany has been turned into a Bambi Sparkles girl, in a Bambi Sparkles world! It's not so fantastic, he's made of plastic!*
Monster Dog 3000: A conversation with a sexy banner ad lady leads to Mr. Meany
experimenting with a topical "male enhancement" product. Things go about
as well as you'd expect.
A Very Unmerry Unbirthday to You: Mr. Meany encounters Butternut Squash, protector of public decency, in
what may very well be our weirdest episode ever. You better stay on
Butternut's good side, or she'll repress you... and regress you!
Knocked Up by a Robot: Sweetie learns the hard way that a girl should never shag an
untrustworthy robot. Yes, this cartoon is really about a girl getting
impregnated by a robot. It's come to this.
Inside Fiona Pretzels: In what may just be our most peculiar run of episodes yet, Mr. Meany takes us on
a fantastic voyage deep inside the skinny little hippie chick body of
feminist grad student Fiona Pretzels, but he ends up getting stuck inside her and the two of them just have to make the best of it.
Music Video: I had the honor of directing the official music video for Abby Travis' single, Lightning Squared. This category also contains a few other music videos I've made, including the epic Glampire rock opera.*