tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52695220544184122312024-03-28T20:30:06.419-07:00Ursula HitlerInside Ursula Hitler's HeadUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger203125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-16099090964250055002016-10-14T17:03:00.002-07:002016-10-14T17:06:07.476-07:00O shit waddupMr. Meany has a new voice-over gig. Mama's so proud.<br />
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Even after all this time, hearing Kevin MacLeod's <i>Harlequin</i> still gets me kind of choked up. I always loved it as the theme for the show. It's got that playful yet strangely bittersweet piano, and then that sad bassoon kind of groaning in the background. That's Sweetie and Mr. Meany, right there.<br />
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Sometimes I miss my little cartoon people. I miss them like friends you know you'll never talk to again.<br />
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Isn't that weird?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-15519557936532380692013-10-31T23:00:00.000-07:002013-11-01T01:24:45.389-07:00Abby Travis' LIGHTNING SQUARED music video - DIRECTOR'S CUT! <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="281" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/djHFSX-xMNM?list=UUXnhiddzswOU3xGGdfQoh4w" width="500"></iframe>
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It's Halloween, and as a special treat here is the director's cut of my music video for Abby Travis' single <i>Lightning Squared</i>. The resolution is better, the sound is clearer, some of the animation is improved and there are a couple of new shots. (Mostly this is just an excuse to fix a few of the things that have bugged me since we debuted the original clip!) Enjoy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-52967496915558724892013-09-01T03:40:00.002-07:002013-09-01T03:41:04.319-07:00The final episode of URSULA HITLER'S HEAD<iframe width="500" height="281" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YZ_Pbzyq4mU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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After 4 years and nearly 150 episodes, the story of Sweetie and Mr. Meany is over. A big thanks to Xtranormal, who gave us this truly amazing program and let us have a lot of fun with it for a while. And another big thanks to everybody who watched this crazy show, especially the handful of folks who actually stuck with it and watched the whole damn thing. You guys will never know how much your support meant.<br />
<br />That's all, folks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-9576878036147951072013-08-25T04:16:00.003-07:002013-08-25T04:18:28.931-07:00THE END OF URSULA HITLER'S HEAD, PART 2 OF 3<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="375" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/LqyXf-g0MNg" width="500"></iframe><br />
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In our penultimate episode, old friends return, as do old enemies. There are some explosions, too. And be sure to watch next time, when we close the doors, turn out the lights, and say our final farewell to <i>Ursula Hitler's Head</i>.<br />
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Want to catch up on everything that's happened so far? Poke around in the archives, and you'll find more of this stuff than any sane person could ever need. And if you'd be so kind as to tap that Youtube "like" button one last time, well, that'd sure be nice of you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-11094495547412989582013-08-18T02:09:00.000-07:002013-08-18T21:43:22.051-07:00THE END OF URSULA HITLER'S HEAD, PART 1 OF 3<iframe width="500" height="375" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CYOzWgJaBJ4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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This is it, folks. With this episode, we begin our 3-episode series finale. This is the way the world ends... with a bang, and a whimper.<br />
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Want to catch up on everything that's happened so far? Nearly 150 episodes of fetish-y satirical weirdness await you in the archives. And if you'd be so kind as to tap that Youtube "like" button one last time, well, that'd sure be nice of you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-41529474094455402772013-08-10T05:29:00.000-07:002013-08-10T05:29:55.305-07:00 THE FAIRY DONG-MOTHER - Ursula Hitler's Head, episode 144<iframe width="500" height="375" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fmRFwzbdlpY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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Introducing the Fairy Dong-Mother, perhaps the strangest and kinkiest character to visit Ursula Hitler's Head so far. (And if you saw our episodes with the Fetish King, you know that's sayin' something!)<br />
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This is our final standalone episode. Next time, we begin our epic, 3-part series finale. Don't miss it!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-38549222909780246032013-07-30T16:24:00.001-07:002013-08-10T01:44:58.385-07:00BIMBOMAXX - URSULA HITLER'S HEAD, episode 143<iframe width="500" height="375" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/_sCpcfDFczQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Are you sick of all the stupid people? Well, all you need is one little
pink pill... the latest innovation from our trusted friends at Expando
Incorporated! Thanks to Bimbomaxx, you'll soon be feeling giggly and
jiggly!<br /><br />I can't really make any excuses for this one. It's
offensive in dozens of ways, and I am sorry. But if it's any
consolation, you won't have to put up with many more of these.<br /><br />Yes,
the rumors are true, and Ursula Hitler's Head will be ending soon. But
we've got a few more freaky fetish comedy cartoons to go, and if you
enjoy this one you should definitely click around in the archives. And please, don't forget to give that Youtube "like" button a spanking!<br /><br />This
cartoon was not meant as a knock on Tina Fey. She just got cast in the
leading role because her character model was available on Xtranormal and
she makes a good "uptight" lady. (Mitt Romney can go eat a bag of
corn-fried scrotums, though.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-24442446782505177062013-07-26T15:26:00.002-07:002013-07-26T15:26:45.737-07:00Things we'll never seeMaybe this will seem a bit sulky, but with Xtranormal going belly-up, I thought I'd post some of the ideas for Ursula Hitler's Head that I'll never get to do now. I don't know how many of these I'll post, but I certainly have plenty of stuff I always thought I'd get around to doing someday...<br />
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I had a whole storyline planned out where Lulzo
the Killer Clown was going to afflict
S & M with a virus that would turn them into their sex fantasies,
starting with the mild stuff and gradually working up to their
"ultimate" fantasy. Sweetie would turn into people like 1966 Captain
Kirk and George Clooney in a tuxedo, mostly because those are the
Xtranormal character designs that would be available! And she'd have some fun with that. But it would be
quite an ordeal for Meany, as he turned into all sorts of embarrassing
people, like Lindsay Lohan in her orange prison jumpsuit (again, the
character model was ready to use.) And the whole time, he would be
panicking about the revelation of his "ultimate" fantasy... because of
course, Sweetie herself is his great, secret love.<br /><br />In the end,
they would BOTH turn into Sweetie. (We've established many times that
Sweetie has a lot of self-love.) Just when we think Meany's secret has
been revealed, Sweetie would laugh and say something like, "Jesus, Lulzo
fucked up, yet again! He gave you MY fantasy, instead of yours!" Meany
would agree that that's exactly what must have happened, but after it
was over and Meany turned back into himself, there would be the subtle
implication that Sweetie may very well have known what was really going
on, but for her own reasons she allowed Meany to keep his true feelings
secret.<br /><br />Sigh. That one could've been fun. Ah, well.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-24528568671309064772013-07-16T04:24:00.005-07:002013-07-16T04:24:59.280-07:00Your eyes can be so cruel...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A shot of <i>moi </i>from the Labyrinth of Jareth ball the other night. There was a time when I would've gone crazy with a big photo essay about everything I saw and did. Well, gone are the days. Suffice to say, there is a huge, crazy party going on, just out of frame. Like, 20 feet to the right, there are people in goblin costumes, tottering around on stilts. There's probably somebody jumping through a flaming hoop, too. And there is insane Renaissance fair cleavage busting out all over the place.<br />
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We took a whole bunch of photos of me, but this was one of the few that didn't make me weep. I have got to get serious about losing the last of those extra pounds. If the body is a temple, mine is turning into one of those crumbling, overgrown places where Lara Croft gets attacked by giant monkey statues.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-43815920072137941562013-07-15T00:53:00.004-07:002013-07-15T01:02:00.175-07:00Emergent AnimationXtranormal itself may be shutting down, but the <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/emergent-animation/">Emergent Animation Yahoo group</a> is still going strong. The group is a meeting place for users of State Plus, a set of extensions that transform Xtranormal State into a much more versatile program. We're talking new sets, new actors, new motions, all kinds of impressive stuff. You can see some examples of the kind of work State Plus is capable of doing on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/EmergentAnimation/about" target="_blank">the Emergent Animation Youtube page</a>.<br />
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If your computer has the power to run State Plus (mine doesn't,) you'll still be able to make Xtranormal movies long after Xtranormal itself has shut down.<br />
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I did consider trying to continue the series, using State Plus. But in addition to my aforementioned hardware problems, I just feel like the story of Sweetie and Mr. Meany has to end with Xtranormal. They're so much a part of that world, it would feel weird to go on after Xtranormal is gone.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-70266883547663280972013-07-13T04:59:00.000-07:002013-07-13T04:59:52.141-07:00SPONTANEOUS GIRLIFICATION SYNDROME: A FINAL LOOK - Ursula Hitler's Head, episode 142<iframe width="500" height="375" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-OOBS_hRa8A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
Mr. Boxxo returns one last time to warn us of the dangers of Spontaneous Girlification Syndrome, the tragic disease that can instantly transform even the manliest manly man into a lisping little girl with pigtails and freckles.<br />
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While this is indeed the last time we will see Mr. Boxxo and Butch Butchley, the saga of Sweetie and Mr. Meany isn't quite over yet. Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of Ursula Hitler's Head in the coming weeks! And hey, while you're waiting, why not click around in the archives and sample a couple of the dozens of weird, fetish-y comedy cartoons to be found there? Go on, get crazy. I promise I won't tell anybody. You can trust me, chief.<br />
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And don't forget to pound that Youtube "like" button. Come on, pound it harder. HARDER! Oh, yeah...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-35437216073968091962013-07-10T17:42:00.002-07:002013-07-10T17:47:01.793-07:00Xtranormal updateI'm getting a surprising amount of traffic from people who are apparently doing a Google search for "Xtranormal shutting down." It says something about how tight-lipped Xtranormal has been, and how little info is available about this online.<br />
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Well, for those of you who came here looking for info, I do have a little news. In recent days, as people have been complaining about the shut-down on Xtranormal's Facebook page, the company has mostly been responding with a stock reply that customers should report any problems to tech support. But today (7/10/13) they responded to a complaint with the following:<br />
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"<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0].[2]">We
will have more information to share after July 31, 2013. Thank you for
your continued support and interest. If you have any additional
questions, please feel free to contact us again."</span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0].[2]">I'd just assumed that after the July 31st shut-down that would be the end of it, but it sounds like <i>something </i>is in the works. I have no idea what they may be planning. I've been putting together my final episodes (I'll have the last Mr. Boxxo episode ready to post soon) and it would be a little annoying if I kill this series and then a few months from now this all turns out to be kind of a false alarm. But I suspect that they're going to shut down Xtranormal for good, and then a few months from now they'll debut some really stripped-down iPhone app or something.</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0].[2]"><br /></span></span></span>
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0]"><span data-reactid=".r[529j6].[1][4][1]{comment10151452100866707_25872947}.[0].[right].[0].[left].[0].[0].[0][2].[0].[2]">I have been a big Xtranormal cheerleader for years. I feel like I owe the company a lot, and I will always be grateful. But <i>good lord</i>, have those guys made some poor decisions the last few years. Maybe we're lucky they lasted this long.</span></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-86207895898375183532013-06-28T17:21:00.002-07:002013-06-28T17:21:45.833-07:00Xtranormal really is shutting downIt's official, Xtranormal is shutting down as of July 31st: <a href="http://blog.xtranormal.com/index.php/important-message-from-xtranormal/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://blog.xtranormal.com/index.php/important-message-from-xtranormal/</a><br /><br />They
talk about an "act 2," as if Xtranormal will return again in some form,
some day. Here's hoping... but frankly, I doubt it. <br /><br />So, at
least we have a little more time than I thought. Xtranormal is so buggy
right now that I don't know if it's even worth attempting some of the
big stuff I always planned to do leading up to my final episode. These
days it's complicated just to do the simple stuff, and if I email
Xtranormal for tech support I doubt they'll even get back to me. (And can
you blame them? Anybody who is still working there now is probably busy updating their
resume.)<br />
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So, no shit, this series is ending soon.<br />
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Wow.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-77367929701143298732013-06-27T18:57:00.001-07:002013-06-27T18:57:55.763-07:00The end of the beginning of the endIt looks
like Xtranormal really is shutting down soon. They've had major, unfixed
technical problems for months, they've abruptly stopped selling points,
and I hear that a number of essential employees have suddenly departed
the company. I don't want to go into more detail because I don't know
how much of this stuff they want to keep private, but it really looks
like the end is nigh.<br />
<br />If you have anything you want to do using
Xtranormal, I would strongly suggest doing it immediately. It really
saddens me to say it, but I would be surprised if Xtranormal is still
around by the end of July.<br /><br />What that means for this
series is that I'm going to be forced to wrap things up faster
than I expected. <a href="http://www.ursulahitler.com/2013/06/the-beginning-of-end-of-beginning.html" target="_blank">I already felt like the series was nearing the end</a>, but being forced to
quit so suddenly really sucks. It's possible I'll do a penultimate
episode to clear some things up before I post the final one, but right
now I think it's more likely I'll just post that last episode and be
done with the whole thing.<br /><br />I will always be grateful to the
people who created Xtranormal and kept it running. I know I'm not the
only person who will really miss the program. Here's hoping that somebody
somewhere is working on an animation program that's even half that good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-34567942057140231462013-06-18T02:39:00.002-07:002013-06-27T18:58:10.694-07:00The beginning of the end of the beginningTonight I completed the last episode of <i>Ursula Hitler's Head</i>.<br />
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No, I'm not actually ending the series, not quite yet. But Xtranormal has been having huge technical problems for a couple of months, and the problems have gotten so bad and they've been unfixed for so long that I think it's only a matter of time before the site shuts down for good. I couldn't let this series end without a proper resolution, so I went ahead and made the last episode now so I'll have it ready to post, if and when Xtranormal goes away.<br />
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Sometimes when a TV series is filming its final episode, the very last scene of the series is not the last thing they film. Sometimes they film the last scene, and then they've still got days of other stuff to shoot. They've defeated the bad guy, said their tearful farewells, switched off the lights... but then everybody's got to come back the next day and film all the stuff leading up to the ending. They have to put their wigs back on, and be those characters that they buried yesterday.<br />
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I always wondered how that felt. Well, now I guess I sort of know.<br />
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It makes you feel like you've gone back in time, or you've had some kind of premonition. You've seen the future, in perfect clarity. You know who makes it to a happy ending, and who doesn't. You know that everything happening now is all just leading inevitably to the ending you've already seen.<br />
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I must admit, part of me is tempted to just post the final episode now. My page views are in the shitter, my personal life is in a shambles and I'm restless and frustrated, on the brink of some kind of huge change.<br />
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As much as I've enjoyed making this series, as much as I love these characters, there's no denying that it's time to stop. I mean, a lot of this site's traffic is literally confused Russians coming from some very weird spam sites. They're here for 15 seconds and then that's it, they're gone forever.<br />
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Whatever goofy dreams I had about this show becoming successful simply have not come true.<br />
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There are dozens of very good reasons to stop, and the only reason I keep going is because... well, because I just can't seem to stop. Not yet. At this point, this series feels more like a symptom than a cure. I should stop. I really should. But I'm not stopping.<br />
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I have seen the end, and I have said my tearful farewells, and I have buried the bodies. Someday, and probably someday fairly soon, I will post that final episode.<br />
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But not today.
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Mr. Meany is once again trying to hack into Xtranormal and give himself a healthy, gorgeous young bod. Well, I think we all know where this is going. Poor bastard never learns, does he?
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Hope you folks enjoy this one, because the special effects were a bitch and a half. If you DID enjoy this episode, maybe you should click around in the archives. We got like a million other crazy fetish cartoons in there, just waiting for you. And please don't forget to give that Youtube like button a tap. Seriously, those special effects were a freaking nightmare. The least you can do is tap a goddamn like button. I mean, come on. Jesus.<br />
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NOW WITH TRANSCRIPT!: <br />
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Sweetie: Welcome back to the show, folks. I am Sweetie, and on today's show...<br />
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(Dramatic chord as we pull out to see that Mr. Meany has no body and is just a floating head.)<br />
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Sweetie: Oh, Jesus.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Hello, folks.<br />
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Sweetie: Meany, I don't know if you've noticed, but you've lost a lot of weight recently... specifically, everything from the neck down.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Yes. I was experimenting with Xtranormal's programming again, trying to give myself a strong, virile young body. Well, unfortunately there were a few complications.<br />
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Sweetie: There's a big surprise.<br />
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Mr. Meany: I think I finally have it figured out. (He turns to face the camera.) Computer, do a system-wide search for a really cool, sexy dude character model, and then give me that body.<br />
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(Suddenly he turns into a young hipster from the neck down, wearing a skull t-shirt.)<br />
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Mr. Meany: How do you like this one? I'm a sassy hipster boy now. I think I've even got an ironic tattoo on my left buttock.<br />
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Sweetie: Please, just go back to being yourself.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Well, how about this? Computer, give me the body of an athletic fellow. Something sporty and supple.<br />
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(His hipster body turns into a jock body wearing a sports jersey.)<br />
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Mr. Meany: This one's nice. Much better than my busted-up old man body.<br />
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Sweetie: I think your busted-up old man body is fine the way it is. It fits who you are.<br />
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Mr. Meany: But I don't want to be who I am! I want to be everything I'm not, the exact opposite of me.<br />
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Sweetie: I really don't think you should keep tinkering with your programming like this. Something always goes wrong.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Look, everybody knows you girls have no sense of adventure and you're no good at computer stuff. So just relax, and leave the science to us men-folk.<br />
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(Sweetie glowers at him.)<br />
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Mr. Meany: Okay computer, give me a body with abs of steel. A real sex machine!<br />
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(He turns into a robot from the neck down.)<br />
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Sweetie: Seriously, how did you not see that one coming?<br />
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Mr. Meany: Come on computer, don't be so retarded. What I meant was, give me the hottest, most super-sexiest body you've got!<br />
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(Suddenly Meany has a very sexy, very female body with very, very big boobs. Meany's new body is so buxom that we even hear cartoon boing noises and an old-fashioned wolf-whistle.)<br />
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Mr. Meany: Oh, dear. Apparently the computer likes cheap floozies with big, bouncy bazongas.<br />
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Sweetie: Well, who doesn't?<br />
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Mr. Meany: Listen, Computer...<br />
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Sweetie (interrupting): Computer, lock his character model and password protect all changes!<br />
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Mr. Meany: What the crap? Sweetie, why did you do that? Now I'm stuck with these bodacious ta-tas!<br />
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Sweetie: Sorry, but our viewership has been down lately... and I bet your gigantic, jiggly jugs are just what we need to boost our ratings.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Now listen, Sweetie, this isn't funny. Turn me back into a man. My cleavage is so deep, looking down into it is giving me vertigo!<br />
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Sweetie: Come on, Boom-Boom, there's a sale on push-up bras down at Bob's Big and Busty Boutique.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Damn it. I should have quit while I was ahead.<br />
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(Editor's note: Get it? "A head." Yeah.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-40550315509910486622013-05-25T05:15:00.002-07:002013-05-25T05:15:48.391-07:00THE PUBERTY FAIRY - Ursula Hitler's Head, ep. 140 <iframe width="500" height="375" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/881amH_z2iU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Join Jenny and Jimmy as they learn what happens when the Puberty Fairy comes to visit... Let's just say, it's not what they expected! If you thought YOUR puberty was freaky, you ain't seen nothin' yet.<br />
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(If anybody is even slightly freaked out about this cartoon, would it help if I told you that Jenny and Jimmy are actually 18? After all, sometimes puberty can start at 18! Look it up! So relax, already.)<br />
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If you enjoyed this very weird and naughty cartoon, dig around in the archives and you'll find heaps of weird naughtiness. And please, don't forget to give that Youtube like button a tap!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-19144783312020703542013-05-19T05:00:00.001-07:002013-05-23T01:50:49.990-07:00 INSIDE FIONA PRETZELS PART 3 - Ursula Hitler's Head, ep. 139<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="281" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g3nGfOpRBFw" width="500"></iframe><br />
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Still trapped inside the body of feminist grad student Fiona Pretzels, Mr. Meany experiences the exciting world of lesbian dating! But will Meany and Fiona make a "love connection"?<br />
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If you enjoy this episode, click around in the archives to experience literally dozen of episodes of this weird fetish comedy stuff. Go ahead, treat yourself. And don't forget to bang that Youtube "like" button like David Lee Roth banging a groupie back in the Van Halen glory days! Well, you know... metaphorically. I mean, don't actually snort a few lines of coke and then try to have sex with a Youtube "like" button. That would not end well.<br />
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NOW WITH TRANSCRIPT!:<br />
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Fiona: Listen Mr. Meany, I've got a hot date tonight, and I don't want you to ruin it.<br />
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Mr. Meany: What do you mean, Fiona? Why would I ruin it?<br />
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Fiona: Just don't say anything. Here she comes.<br />
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(Lizzy arrives.)<br />
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Fiona: Hi, Lizzy.<br />
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Lizzy: Hi, Fiona.<br />
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Mr. Meany (lustily eyeing her): Well, hello gorgeous.<br />
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Lizzy: What?<br />
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Mr. Meany: Oops! Sorry, Fiona. No, I mean, of course I AM Fiona. I'm a perfectly ordinary young lesbian lady, but I have a sore throat today that makes me sound like a 46-year-old British man!<br />
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Lizzy: What?<br />
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Fiona: Nothing. You look lovely, Lizzy. I was thinking maybe we could get a vegetarian pizza and then go see that new French lesbian drama, <i>Mon Vibrateur Magique</i>.<br />
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Lizzy: Okay.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Oh, come on, Lizzy doesn't want to do that. Let's get sushi and then go see <i>Twin Sister Tickle Party Part 6</i>, instead.<br />
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Lizzy: What?<br />
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Fiona: Oh, God damn it! What the hell do you think you're doing?<br />
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Mr. Meany: You're obviously totally blowing this! But don't worry, I've seen enough lesbian pornography to know what to do.<br />
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Lizzy: Fiona, I don't know what's going on, but you're acting super-freaky.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Come on back to my place and get all up in my lady business, you sweet little chocolate biscuit!<br />
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Lizzy: Wow. I'm going to run away screaming now. <br />
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(True to her word, Lizzy runs away screaming.)<br />
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Mr. Meany: Thanks a lot, Fiona. If you'd let me do the talking, we could be bumping fuzzies with a sexy young black lady tonight. You're really not very good at being a homosexual lady. Thank goodness I'm here now to teach you how to do this whole lesbian thing right.<br />
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Fiona: Oh, really? Well, here comes another young woman I know. Maybe you can teach us both a thing or two. Her name is Butternut. Butternut Squash.<br />
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC! Butternut is revealed, still in her slutty outfit from the end of her previous episode.)<br />
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Butternut: Hi.<br />
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Mr. Meany: Fiona, we have to get out of here! You don't know what this girl is capable of doing.<br />
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Butternut: Fiona knows all about the strange powers of my belly, Mr. Meany.<br />
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Fiona: I'm writing an essay about Butternut for Ms. Andry's Deconstructing the Postmodern Misogynist Narrative class. As a woman who swallows people and transforms them in her magic unbirthing pouch, Butternut's such an anti-feminist nightmare that I may just write my dissertation on her.<br />
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Mr. Meany: But Butternut, when you got turned into a nympho floozy a few episodes back, I thought it cured you of unbirthing and transforming people.<br />
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Butternut: Nope. I used to unbirth and transform people because I was a twisted, repressed shrew. Now I unbirth and transform people because I'm a twisted, kinky bitch!<br />
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Mr. Meany: Oh, crap.<br />
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Butternut: Open wide, Fiona.<br />
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(Butternut opens her mouth and uses her awesome unbirthing powers to suck Mr. Meany out of Fiona's body and into her own belly.)<br />
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Mr. Meany (from inside Buttermilk's swollen tummy): Oh, God damn it.<br />
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Buttermilk (to Fiona): What do you want me to do to him? Should I turn him into a six-year-old girl in a cute little sailor suit? Or how about a sexy french maid to serve you tea and crumpets?<br />
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Fiona: Tempting. But I've got a better idea...<br />
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(Title card: AND SO. Cut to later that day, as Sweetie is arriving back at the room she shares with Mr. Meany.)<br />
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Sweetie: Meany, I'm home.<br />
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(Pull out to see that Fiona is there.)<br />
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Sweetie: Oh. Hello, Fiona.<br />
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Mr. Meany (in the form of Fiona): No, I'm Mr. Meany. But now I'm stuck looking like this!<br />
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Sweetie: What? Why?<br />
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Mr. Meany: Fiona's gonna spend the next month at home, watching The L Word on Netflix... and if I ever wanna change back, I've gotta get a freaking A-plus in Ms. Andry's Deconstructing the Postmodern Misogynist Narrative class!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-65931596199621140362013-05-11T04:22:00.003-07:002013-05-23T01:50:25.648-07:00 INSIDE FIONA PRETZELS PART 2 - Ursula Hitler's Head, ep. 138<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="281" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hqsi5rBCwlI" width="500"></iframe><br />
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In our last episode Mr. Meany ended up inside the body of his nemesis, feminist grad student Fiona Pretzels. No, he's literally INSIDE HER BODY, he's all folded up in there. Forced to co-exist in this manner, how will this odd couple get along? Watch, and learn!
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If you enjoy this episode, go ahead and click around in the archives, where you will find many more weird, sexy and weirdly sexy cartoons. And don't forget to work that Youtube "like" button. Yeah, baby. Work it good.<br />
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NOW WITH TRANSCRIPT!:<br />
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Sweetie: Hello again, folks. Mr. Meany is late for today's episode, so I guess I'll...<br /><br />(Mr. Meany arrives, still in the body of Fiona Pretzels.)<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Hang on, I'm here!<br /><br />Fiona (taking over her body to speak): You mean, "Fiona and I are here."<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Fiona, please be quiet. Sweetie and I are trying to do an episode of the show.<br /><br />Fiona: I want you out of my body right now! I'm sick of you peeking at my tits when you think I'm asleep, and using my butt to crap with.<br /><br />Mr. Meany: You're a fine one to talk. You eat freaking lentils and beans all day, and I'm stuck inside your skin with your stinky hippie farts.<br /><br />Sweetie: Does anybody wanna explain what's going on here?<br /><br />Fiona: Your gross old man whiskers keep poking my insides. You're giving my gums stubble-rash!<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Well, your body's too tight. I'm really starting to chafe in here.<br /><br />Sweetie: Look, I don't know how the heck Meany ended up in Fiona's body, but I'm sick of you two arguing. I'm gonna go get an Orange Julius with Mandy, and when I come home I expect to see you behaving like a civil young lady with a civil middle-aged man inside of her!<br /><br />(Sweetie exits.)<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Look, Fiona, we need to talk about what happened last night. I mean, specifically the shagging.<br /><br />Fiona: I don't remember anything. The shock of having you inside my body must have made me temporarily insane, and I blacked out and did horrible, disgusting things I can't even remember anymore.<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Come on, don't freak out about it. We just got carried away.<br /><br />Fiona: But... I never did anything with a man before. I don't even like men! I hate men! That's my thing!<br /><br />Mr. Meany: Hey, I once got so horny I had sex with a warm rhubarb pie... but shagging one pie doesn't make me a pie-sexual.<br /><br />Fiona (despairing): Oh, God. I had sex with a man who had sex with a freaking pie.<br /><br />Mr. Meany: So, maybe you're not 100 percent man-hating lesbo. Well, nobody is 100 percent anything. But if you look deep inside yourself, you know who you really are. Well, technically, right now deep inside yourself, there's me. But you know what I mean.<br /><br />Fiona: Mr. Meany, I think that may be the least appalling thing you've ever said to me. It was almost... sensitive. (A pause.) Hang on. Why do I feel you getting an erection inside of me?<br /><br />Mr. Meany: I'm sorry. I'm remembering that pie.<br /><br />Fiona: Get out of me right now, or I'm gonna eat lentils and beans until I crap you out!<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-21606065441871177292013-05-10T11:00:00.000-07:002013-05-11T06:26:36.681-07:00Pictures of Ursula Hitler, part 9<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVKOst-xP4eAWRSHpuq94MdkQDJiwxBeS8_hVzb4X5Sr8E1wYs3fwnC9-mzoPulv_jY6dhlEe_ayPl04djpQXR6rwlwsRR6RsOMEjI5gLao-bIxHSm21sMHegY2xRFxsSTB-iKmKYpcSI/s1600/ursulatoughie.JPG" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVKOst-xP4eAWRSHpuq94MdkQDJiwxBeS8_hVzb4X5Sr8E1wYs3fwnC9-mzoPulv_jY6dhlEe_ayPl04djpQXR6rwlwsRR6RsOMEjI5gLao-bIxHSm21sMHegY2xRFxsSTB-iKmKYpcSI/s320/ursulatoughie.JPG" /></a><br>
Me, doing a 2003 selfie. Hey, at least I didn't do the ol' Myspace duck face.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-9387313774559831132013-05-09T03:14:00.000-07:002013-05-09T03:14:00.208-07:00Pictures of Ursula Hitler, pt. 8<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Me, pouting like the teacher sent me to the principal's office for showing up at school in a 1950s hooker dress that shows off too much boob.<br />
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This one isn't quite as old as the others. I'm guessing... 2005?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-50104718480197894822013-05-08T03:11:00.000-07:002013-05-08T03:11:01.225-07:00Pictures of Ursula Hitler, pt. 7<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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An old picture of me, perhaps taking the whole "make love to the camera with your eyes" thing a bit too literally. I look like I'm about to dry-hump you with my eyeballs.<br />
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I wasn't feeling myself up. I just had an itchy boob. Yeah.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-50449666481496788632013-05-07T03:08:00.000-07:002013-05-07T03:08:00.601-07:00Pictures of Ursula Hitler, pt. 6<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Another ancient picture of me. Sweet Jesus, I look like I am about to murder you. I never try to look evil and angry in my pictures. It just happens. I'm a nice girl with an evil, angry face!<br />
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But you gotta give me this: my cleavage was always spectacular.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5269522054418412231.post-25515073818682279282013-05-06T03:01:00.000-07:002013-05-06T03:01:00.676-07:00Pictures of Ursula Hitler, pt. 5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yet another old pic of <i>moi</i>. No, I was never a drama queen or anything.<br />
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Crappy keychain digital cameras were so wonderfully forgiving. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0