SURVIVING SPONTANEOUS GIRLIFICATION SYNDROME

Every year, millions of macho, manly men suddenly transform into little girls. Are you at risk for turning into a six-year-old cutie pie with pigtails and freckles? Watch this video and learn!

URSULA HITLER'S HEAD #97: "Super Duper Mega Gay!!"

Mr. Meany has been turned into a teenage schoolgirl, a mermaid, a skanky blond chick and Posh Spice, and now he's a six-year-old girl. As you'd imagine, his love life can get pretty awkward.