Saturday, February 19, 2011
INSIDE URSULA HITLER'S HEAD 71: SWAP MEAT, pt. 5
Sweetie hacked into Xtranormal and swapped her naughty bits with Mr. Meany... And now poor Meany is starting to wonder if she's ever going to swap them back!
As I've said before, I'm really sort of a half-assed bisexual. Dudes in the abstract can turn me on, but I never have crushes on specific guys or anything. So when I had to think of sex fantasies for Sweetie, I kinda had to do some mental gymnastics, and figure out which guys I would be hot for if I were hot for guys. I think Bowie and evil-Spike are awesome, but my fangirl-dom isn't really sexual. It's weird. I'm weird.