Maybe this will seem a bit sulky, but with Xtranormal going belly-up, I thought I'd post some of the ideas for Ursula Hitler's Head that I'll never get to do now. I don't know how many of these I'll post, but I certainly have plenty of stuff I always thought I'd get around to doing someday...
I had a whole storyline planned out where Lulzo
the Killer Clown was going to afflict
S & M with a virus that would turn them into their sex fantasies,
starting with the mild stuff and gradually working up to their
"ultimate" fantasy. Sweetie would turn into people like 1966 Captain
Kirk and George Clooney in a tuxedo, mostly because those are the
Xtranormal character designs that would be available! And she'd have some fun with that. But it would be
quite an ordeal for Meany, as he turned into all sorts of embarrassing
people, like Lindsay Lohan in her orange prison jumpsuit (again, the
character model was ready to use.) And the whole time, he would be
panicking about the revelation of his "ultimate" fantasy... because of
course, Sweetie herself is his great, secret love.
In the end,
they would BOTH turn into Sweetie. (We've established many times that
Sweetie has a lot of self-love.) Just when we think Meany's secret has
been revealed, Sweetie would laugh and say something like, "Jesus, Lulzo
fucked up, yet again! He gave you MY fantasy, instead of yours!" Meany
would agree that that's exactly what must have happened, but after it
was over and Meany turned back into himself, there would be the subtle
implication that Sweetie may very well have known what was really going
on, but for her own reasons she allowed Meany to keep his true feelings
Sigh. That one could've been fun. Ah, well.